What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 04:30

Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
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